Upon cleaning up Easter grass for the 876th time in two days, I realized that many things must have been researched and developed by either extremely hateful and sadistic people, or childless people. So I compiled a list of things that were seemingly developed with the sheer purpose of driving parents to the brink of insanity.
1. Easter Grass
2. Moon dough ( sole proof of Satan's existence)
3. Red, orange and purple Kool Aid
4. Nerds Candy
5. Any and all things from Oriental Trading
6. The rubbery dresses of the small Disney princesses that NO child is able to put on the princess herself.
7. The decided upon volume of any siren on a firetruck, police car or ambulance toy.
8. The show Max and Ruby
9. The show Calliou
10. Glitter
11. Slide whistles and harmonicas
12. Ice Cream Magic,unless you like your ice cream drinkable
13. 2 foot long pixie sticks
14. Hungry Hungry Hippos (Marbles AND noise!)
15. Silly Bands
16. Finally, ZuZu pets (Another toy created by the hands of the Prince of Darkness himself.)
Even the Dog wanted the damn thing to shut up.
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